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Would you rather.... "Ponder over some absurd dilemas or Go back to your work?"

#586	eat your own toe OR have someone else eat your toe
a: 34%                                 b: 66%                                                                 167 Votes

#1141	lick me OR rape me
a: 63%                                                               b: 37%                                   121 Votes

#923	Rape your mum and nobody knows OR get raped by your dad and everybody knows
a: 76%                                                                           b: 24%                       120 Votes

#1076	fuck homer simpson (the simpsons) OR fuck Peter Griffin (family guy)
a: 63%                                                               b: 37%                                   101 Votes

Another 4 dilemas?