WouldYouRather.co.uk! :: Text list :: Cut and paste it bitch!<br><br><br>1   WYR?...  Be 1 metre taller. or Be 1 metre shorter.?<br>2   WYR?...  Sleep with Cameron Diaz with no legs or Sleep with Liv Tyler with no eyes?<br>3   WYR?...  Get caught raping a chiken. or Be raped by a emu with no one there to help?<br>4   WYR?...  Have a pencil for a penis or have a rather large butternut squash for a penis?<br>5   WYR?...  Be the love child of David "the duke" Dickenson or be the love child of Harold from Neighbours?<br>6   WYR?...  Play footsie with Osama or Play footsie with the pope.?<br>7   WYR?...  Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife or Have a ginger, ugly, highly intelligent  wife.?<br>8   WYR?...  Talk like yoda  or breathe like Darth Vada  for the rest of your life?<br>9   WYR?...  Be the giver or Be the taker ?<br>10   WYR?...  Win £500 for yourself or Win £5,000000 for charity?<br>11   WYR?...  Your mum didn't didn't shave her legs. or Your father shaved his.?<br>12   WYR?...  Have the ability to fly or Have the ability to be invisible?<br>13   WYR?...  Be a scouser or Be a geordie?<br>14   WYR?...  Die drowning or Die in a fire?<br>15   WYR?...  Cheat on your partner or Your partner cheated on you?<br>16   WYR?...  Eat a fried dog turd dusted with light herbs or Eat a urine snow cone?<br>17   WYR?...  Find 9 dead babies in 1 wheely bin. or Find 1 dead baby in 9 wheely bins.?<br>18   WYR?...  Find out that your wife was actually your cousin. or Find out your parents were cousins.?<br>19   WYR?...  Live in Wank, a German ski resort or Live in Spunkie, a small village near Glasgow?<br>20   WYR?...  get drunk or get stoned?<br>21   WYR?...  have both your arms severed in an accident or have your genitlia severed in an accident?<br>22   WYR?...  find out that your girlfriend was actually male or find out that your boyfriend was actually female?<br>23   WYR?...  find out that your girlfriend was actually male or find out that your boyfriend was actually female?<br>24   WYR?...  be bald or be ginger?<br>25   WYR?...  be bald or be ginger?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>26   WYR?...  have a wet dream about your mother or have a wet dream about your grandmother?<br>27   WYR?...  have reversed knee joints or have reversed elbow joints?<br>28   WYR?...  have a foot long nose or have a foot long tongue?<br>29   WYR?...  have a foot long nose or have a foot long tongue?<br>30   WYR?...  weigh 20 stone or weigh 5 stone?<br>31   WYR?...  eat a block of butter or eat a block of salt?<br>32   WYR?...  live forever or die tomorrow?<br>33   WYR?...  have sneakers that are in style with holes in them and all dirty? or have not in style shoes that are perfectly clean and new?<br>34   WYR?...  get really drunk and screw pamela anderson and forget  or get really stoned and screw micheal jackson and remeber it?<br>35   WYR?...  shave your moms bikini line or shave your dads ass?<br>36   WYR?...  as a man, pee out a marble  or poop out a softball?<br>37   WYR?...  take the red pill or take the blue??<br>38   WYR?...  catch your mother masturbating or have your mother catch you masterbating?<br>39   WYR?...  eat a human arm or eat a cows brain?<br>40   WYR?...  watch a movie with a picture and no sound or watch a movie with sound and no picture?<br>41   WYR?...  get kicked in the face by a horse or get punched in the groin by a baby ?<br>42   WYR?...  spend 4 years in jail for something you never did or spend 10 years in jail for something u did do?<br>43   WYR?...  be a famous sports star or be a famous actor?<br>44   WYR?...  be colour blind or have no taste buds?<br>45   WYR?...  dance naked in front of fat bastard or have fat bastard dance naked in front of you?<br>46   WYR?...  play hockey or Have sex?<br>47   WYR?...  jump off a cliff or have a huge rock dropped on top of you?<br>48   WYR?...  have loved and lost or have never loved at all?<br>49   WYR?...  be ginger or die?<br>50   WYR?...  sleep with  Gary Busey or sleep with Gary Coleman?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>51   WYR?...  Lick a pigs butt for 3 years or have sex with a goat once?<br>52   WYR?...  Live with wild animals till you die or live with a serial killer and you don't even know it?<br>53   WYR?...  Puke your poop or Eat threw your butt?<br>54   WYR?...  for girls have a foot long gotee or have foot long eyebrows?<br>55   WYR?...  Wipe your bum standing or wipe sitting?<br>56   WYR?...  have to say the phrase 'stone the crows' every ten minutes or say the phrase 'heavens to betsy' every ten minutes?<br>57   WYR?...  blow snot all over your date or fart loudly while on the date?<br>58   WYR?...  Lick a dogs ball sack for 10 mins or Lick your mother's nippples for 10 mins?<br>59   WYR?...  drink a pint of spunk or drink a pint of vomit?<br>60   WYR?...  Eat your dead grandfather or fuck your alive grandmother?<br>61   WYR?...  See John Major's cum face everytime you wake for the rest of your life? or See Vanessa Feltz dancing naked at the foot of your bed every night before you go to sleep?<br>62   WYR?...  get your fingers pulled off or have someone pull your buttcheeks apart so hard that your anus rips open?<br>63   WYR?...  Receive oral delights from a  ladyboy or Give oral delights to a ladyboy??<br>64   WYR?...  Walk in on your parents having sex or Have your parents walk in on you having sex?<br>65   WYR?...  Wipe sitting or wipe standing?<br>66   WYR?...  drink angelina jolies sweat and eat her boogers  or drink cameron diazs piss and bath in her sweat?<br>67   WYR?...  Be in a chamber of 100000 giant mosquitoes for a week or Wear a poison ivy suit for a month?<br>68   WYR?...  Eat your mom out or give your dad head?<br>69   WYR?...  file your teeth down to the gums or file your fingertips down to the bone?<br>70   WYR?...  Do a penis swivel dance in front of your mum or Shave off all your pubes??<br>71   WYR?...  poop your pants or piss your pants?<br>72   WYR?...  to rip open your hand or fall on a butcher knife?<br>73   WYR?...  lose all your money or lose the person you love most?<br>74   WYR?...  be blind and deaf or live with a second head on your body?<br>75   WYR?...  step in dog terds or step in a big wad of gum?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>76   WYR?...  have one really close best friend or have lots of friends??<br>77   WYR?...  stick your boob in a sandwich maker or drink a cup of period blood?<br>78   WYR?...  fall down butt-naked in a penis field or be fallen onto while have a boner?<br>79   WYR?...  be a yank or taliban forever tatooed on your face?<br>80   WYR?...  bath in a bath of severed penis' or rape the elaphantman infront of immeadiate family?<br>81   WYR?...  have a family of small monitor lizards in your gullet or comunicate only like a african yack on lsd?<br>82   WYR?...  change your name to axewound or pissflap?<br>83   WYR?...  change your name to axewound or pissflap?<br>84   WYR?...  watch your loved one be raped by a robber or take it yourself to save your loved one?<br>85   WYR?...  walk in on your parents having sex or have your parents walk in on you during sex??<br>86   WYR?...  be gang banged by chinese fisherman or get it in the pooper from your best friend (if a girl, with a strap-on)?<br>87   WYR?...  have your eyes and nipples change places or have your nose and your perineum change places (look it up)?<br>88   WYR?...  be ena hertzagova's wonderbra  or de kylie minogues bike seat?<br>89   WYR?...  be a high tec pair of long handled pruning shears  or  be an old fashioned garden rake?<br>90   WYR?...  toss your self of using a 'sooty' glove puppet  or  use , 'sue ' 'sweep' or 'butch'?<br>91   WYR?...  have a 10 inch knob  or have a tongue like a blender?<br>92   WYR?...  be keen ,eager and fukin useless or be talented but 'can't be arsed'??<br>93   WYR?...  eat pizza with your family's pubic hair as a topping or lose feeling in your genitals?<br>94   WYR?...  guzzle warm piss or eat a frozen poo pop?<br>95   WYR?...  live the rest of your life with your cock on your head in a permenant state of cumming or have a permenant on the rag vagina on your hand?<br>96   WYR?...  have glo-sticks as fingers or pom poms as hands?<br>97   WYR?...  Read Would you rather or Have anything you wanted ?<br>98   WYR?...  Shit out a monster truck or shit out anne widdecombe?<br>99   WYR?...  be half women half man or be a midget?<br>100   WYR?...  be michael jackson or a kid in his bed?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>101   WYR?...  jump out of a 10 storie building with fishing hucks attactched to your eyebrows or have your nipples electricly sanded off and viniger thrown in?<br>102   WYR?...  have a threesom with me and an ape or lick my balls for three days?<br>103   WYR?...  bite my tail or suck my arse?<br>104   WYR?...  inhale a years worth of farts from the fattest man in the world or or sniff a dog shit from 2 cms away for 10 hours?<br>105   WYR?...  become a shit eater for a week or spank old ladies 24/7 for  a week?<br>106   WYR?...  wank with razor fingets or fuck a pussy full ants?<br>107   WYR?...  swallow live bee's or have a wank with a nettle glove?<br>108   WYR?...  scrub your nipples off with a rusted s.o.s. pad or eat tuna salad out of your own anus?<br>109   WYR?...  Look like Chloe from Hollyoaks or Look and act exactly like Curly Watts??<br>110   WYR?...  Watch a porn vid with you parents or Watch a porn vid starring your parents?<br>111   WYR?...  Having diarrhea naked while in an anti-gravity chamber.  or Needing to pee while wearing a metal suit. ?<br>112   WYR?...  Shave your head or loser your pinky fingernail for life?<br>113   WYR?...  Get chased by a raptor while your naked running through your school or Get caught jacking off/fingering yourself in the middle of class by the teacher?<br>114   WYR?...  every time you entered a room, Darth Vader's theme song played from your crotch or have genitals that glow like E.T.'s heart whenever you are attracted to someone?<br>115   WYR?...  neve be able to taste or never be able to smell?<br>116   WYR?...  have one testicle the size of a football or 30 testicles the size of peas?<br>117   WYR?...  have to chew every mouthful for 15 minutes or never being able to chew at all?<br>118   WYR?...  have 3 tiny eyes or have one massive eye?<br>119   WYR?...  have your body covered with scales or have your body covered with fur?<br>120   WYR?...  have too much skin or not have enough skin?<br>121   WYR?...  be permanently cold or be permanently hot?<br>122   WYR?...  be sick (puke) for the rest of your life or never brush your teeth again for the rest of your life?<br>123   WYR?...  fall out the ugly tree or be hit with the ugly spade?<br>124   WYR?...  fire your boss or have your boss fire you?<br>125   WYR?...  chew on poo or teach your ass to chew bubble gum?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>126   WYR?...  not be anatomically correct (think barbie and ken) or have no face?<br>127   WYR?...  die a fast, really painful death or live a looooong boring life?<br>128   WYR?...  have no eyebrows or have no fingernails?<br>129   WYR?...  eat your dead mum or eat your dead child?<br>130   WYR?...  fart while having sex with your dearm person or have your dream person fart while having sex?<br>131   WYR?...  eat your shit or eat your puke?<br>132   WYR?...  read a WYR so sick that you cry or read a WYR so sick that you actually puke?<br>133   WYR?...  have a tramps poo on your foot or have a mongels wee on your hand?<br>134   WYR?...  Have hands as big as tables or feet as big as tables?<br>135   WYR?...  be a significant nobody or be an insignificant somebody?<br>136   WYR?...  recieve from P. William or give to P. Charles?<br>137   WYR?...  be dumped by his/her best friend or be dumped by text message?<br>138   WYR?...  sleep wit barney or sleep wit jackson,M,?<br>139   WYR?...  turn into a turd or turn into a penis?<br>140   WYR?...  get fucked by your unexperienced boyfriend or by his experienced best friend?<br>141   WYR?...  be on top or or on the bottom?<br>142   WYR?...  never have sex again or have sex with a walrus once?<br>143   WYR?...  suck a penis or suck a boob?<br>144   WYR?...  eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch or eat a ham sandwitch?<br>145   WYR?...  have diarreah or get sat on by an elephant with diarreah?<br>146   WYR?...  everytime you said the words  or everytime you get an idea, a light bulb falls on your head?<br>147   WYR?...  forever only be sexually attracted to yourself or think you are the ugliest person in the world?<br>148   WYR?...  always have to sneeze or always have to poop?<br>149   WYR?...  never brush your teeth or never wash your face?<br>150   WYR?...  marry an en extremely attractive poor person or a very large, unclean, unnatractive wealthy person?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>151   WYR?...  be a cowboy or be a pirate?<br>152   WYR?...  be a heavyweight boxer or be a formula one driver?<br>153   WYR?...  shove a straw in your pee hole or slam your penis in a car door?<br>154   WYR?...  Eat a dog or Eat a cat?<br>155   WYR?...  be stuck at work on xmas eve?? or or down the pub?<br>156   WYR?...  dress like The Darkness or dress like MC Hammer?<br>157   WYR?...  Stuck in a closet with Mike Tyson or Be stuck in a closet with Suge Knight?<br>158   WYR?...  Look like Macy Gray or Sing like Macy Gray?<br>159   WYR?...  Die a virgin at age 70 or Die at age 30 doing it twice a day?<br>160   WYR?...  eat a dirty tampon or eat a bowl of loogies?<br>161   WYR?...  Freeze to death or die in the desert?<br>162   WYR?...  have 3 average sized woman's boobs or have your but in front and your crotch in the back?<br>163   WYR?...  Be shot at in the face with a ball of diarhetic camel feces or eat out and yeast infected camel?<br>164   WYR?...  date Britany Spears or date Christina Aguilera?<br>165   WYR?...  p p pick up a penguin or join our club?<br>166   WYR?...  have sex in the bathroom or have sex in front of your parents?<br>167   WYR?...  <A HREF="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A0C4U/wouldyouracou-21"><IMG SRC="B0000A0C4U.02.TZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" alt="cover" hspace="3" vspace="3"></A> or <A HREF="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000006X92/wouldyouracou-21"><IMG SRC="B000006X92.02.TZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" alt="cover" hspace="3" vspace="3"></A>
?<br>168   WYR?...  me a midget or be a retard?<br>169   WYR?...  Dance if I asked you to dance or cry if I asked you to cry?<br>170   WYR?...  freeze to death or burn to death?<br>171   WYR?...  shag the living Fat Lady or shag the dead Fat Lady?<br>172   WYR?...  your nose constantly bled or ears constantly bled?<br>173   WYR?...  be an average football player or be the world best yo-yoer?<br>174   WYR?...  clean a chalkboard with your butt or clean your butt with a chalk board erasure?<br>175   WYR?...  have your penis surgically removed with very little pain and then have it destroyed  or have it crudely hacked off and sewn back on with wool by a retarded blind man?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>176   WYR?...  be Peter Beardsley or be a beard?<br>177   WYR?...  Be John Barnes or Be John Noakes?<br>178   WYR?...  eat cold sick or east hot sick?<br>179   WYR?...  have shepherds pie or have cottage pie?<br>180   WYR?...  eat lamb dangle or eat mutton?<br>181   WYR?...  shoot blazing squad or knife will young?<br>182   WYR?...  daddies or or chips?<br>183   WYR?...  eat tramp's poo or eat dog's poo?<br>184   WYR?...  piss razor blades or shit a tennis ball wrapped in barbed wire?<br>185   WYR?...  kiss a girl and have girl germs for the rest of your life or die?<br>186   WYR?...  be american or be intelligent?<br>187   WYR?...  be american or be thin?<br>188   WYR?...  marry britney for 55 hours or never get married at all?<br>189   WYR?...  sleep forever or never sleep again?<br>190   WYR?...  have breakfast at tiffanys or be livin on a prayer?<br>191   WYR?...  Eat broken glass or Gargle Sulphuric acid?<br>192   WYR?...  send a mouse into space or save starving people?<br>193   WYR?...  <img src=http://www.mingers.com/photos/readers/yr2003_Oct12/b.jpg> or <img src=http://www.mingers.com/photos/readers/yr2003_Oct12/h.jpg>?<br>194   WYR?...  feel it in your fingers or feel it in your toes?<br>195   WYR?...  have love all around you or be on the highway to hell?<br>196   WYR?...  bum or be bummed?<br>197   WYR?...  fight a shark or fight a bear?<br>198   WYR?...  smell like shit or smell like rotting flesh?<br>199   WYR?...  be Hugh Grant or be Hugh Jass?<br>200   WYR?...  be John Barnes or be John Craven?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>201   WYR?...  doner kebab or shish kebab?<br>202   WYR?...  be chased by a bear you have seen or run away from a bear you have not seen?<br>203   WYR?...  be covered in treacle and stung to death by bees or be covered in honey and eaten by bears?<br>204   WYR?...  watch a porno movie with poor picture and no sound or hear a porno movie with no picture but perfect sound?<br>205   WYR?...  Wear unfashionable clothes  or have a terrible haircut?<br>206   WYR?...  be raised by wolves or or reared by apes?<br>207   WYR?...  be J-Lo's personal nipple tweaker or Halle Berry's bikini-line waxer?<br>208   WYR?...  have a pet just for Christmas or have a dog for life?<br>209   WYR?...  run with the fox or hunt with the hounds?<br>210   WYR?...  Southampton or Portsmouth?<br>211   WYR?...  Be John Barnes or Be John Leslie?<br>212   WYR?...  have a third nipple or have an extra toe?<br>213   WYR?...  fall into the tiger's cage at the zoo or snog Robin Cooke?<br>214   WYR?...  see Anne Widdecombe naked or see Bernard Ingham naked?<br>215   WYR?...  would you rather no teeth or have an extra finger?<br>216   WYR?...  say  or say ?<br>217   WYR?...  have a cock for a nose or have a bum for a mouth?<br>218   WYR?...  Be caught with a boner in public or bone someone in public?<br>219   WYR?...  Float like a butterfly or Sting like a bee?<br>220   WYR?...  know when you will die or know how you will die?<br>221   WYR?...  have pies for eyes or chips for lips?<br>222   WYR?...  a rock for a cock or stick for a dick?<br>223   WYR?...  have crows for toes or bread cob for a nob?<br>224   WYR?...  write a lovely poem and have all the ladies want you for your intellectual brain or be in a porno and have them want you for your motions?<br>225   WYR?...  be love or be hate?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>226   WYR?...  Constantly have the taste of salt in your mouth or Keep seeing imaginary giant wasps?<br>227   WYR?...  scratch your bum in public or fart in public?<br>228   WYR?...  be a guy or be a girl?<br>229   WYR?...  be naked on a tube station or be naked with rik waller?<br>230   WYR?...  be a member of busted or shit in public?<br>231   WYR?...  be a bear or be ruled by bears?<br>232   WYR?...  Wake up in bed with rick waller or wake up in bed with michael jackson?<br>233   WYR?...  have a lot of nice cars and live in a trailer or have one really nice house and a peice of crap car.?<br>234   WYR?...  never look older than ten. or always look older than 50??<br>235   WYR?...  have no nipples. or saucer pan size nipples??<br>236   WYR?...  know for being a famous actor. or be known as the president of the U.S.??<br>237   WYR?...  drink coke or drink pepsi?<br>238   WYR?...  date justin timberlake or date nick carter?<br>239   WYR?...  shoot ghandi. or shoot mother teresa?<br>240   WYR?...  commit the perfect murder or kill yourself?<br>241   WYR?...  rid the world of mosquitos or rid the world of wasps?<br>242   WYR?...  go back to the 1800's and experience the civil war or go back to the 1700's and experience the revolionary war?<br>243   WYR?...  have a pretty face and bad body or an awesome body and a mediocre face?<br>244   WYR?...  eat poo or drink wee?<br>245   WYR?...  have cream put up your front or back hole by a ginger rik waller or have cabbage stuffed up either of your holes by a spotty ginger rik waller?<br>246   WYR?...  Diddle thousands of cat's arse every week for a wage or Diddle thousands of dog's arses every week for a wage?<br>247   WYR?...  shag your gran or give your dad a blow job?<br>248   WYR?...  Sleep with Jade Goody or Sleep with Mirrian (from there's something about mirrian)?<br>249   WYR?...  support oxford or get to a cup final?<br>250   WYR?...  have a girlfriend with perfect breasts but no arms or a girlfriend with perfect arms but no breasts?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>251   WYR?...  have a fire engine or have a talking badger?<br>252   WYR?...  meet Johnny Depp or meet Tom Cruise?<br>253   WYR?...  Father Ted or Black Books?<br>254   WYR?...  drink a cup of cold sick or drink a cup of warm diaorreah??<br>255   WYR?...  go into a zoo and call the biggest Lions mom a slut or cover yourself in cooking oil and dance naked under the worlds biggest magnifying glass in spain?<br>256   WYR?...  Eat a fermenting corpse or shag a sheep with herpes?<br>257   WYR?...  eat a small can of chicken & liver cat food or swallow a slug?<br>258   WYR?...  slide down the edge of a razor into a pool of lemon juice or drink a 5 gallon bucket of monkey snot?<br>259   WYR?...  go to school naked for a whole day or go publicly naked on primetime tv for a minute?<br>260   WYR?...  Have a set of hands growing out of your head or have a set of feet growing out of you head?<br>261   WYR?...  Meet Fergie from BEP or Meet Orlando Bloom?<br>262   WYR?...  have green goo ouze out of your pores or fart blue smoke?<br>263   WYR?...    go out on a date with Michael Jackson or do it with your dad?<br>264   WYR?...  pull out you teeth with pliers or pull out your nostril hair with twearers?<br>265   WYR?...  eat a lightbulb and have your belly 4ever glow when you're hungry or eat rotten tuna fish and have your fadge and mouth stink whenever opened?<br>266   WYR?...  As a diabetic eat a sugar sandwich which would kill you or eat a shit sandwich which wouldn't?<br>267   WYR?...  Sweat shit or Have shit for hair?<br>268   WYR?...  only ever be allowed to eat mayonnaise or only ever be allowed to wear clothes made from clingfilm?<br>269   WYR?...  Spend 2 hours with your dream person only making out or Spend the whole day with your dream person but you cant kiss at all?<br>270   WYR?...  wear a garbage bag to prom or were a prom dress for a regular day @ scholl?<br>271   WYR?...  watch a gay porno video or watch a porno video starring your worst enemies?<br>272   WYR?...  listen to  or listen to ?<br>273   WYR?...  snog Freddy Kreuger or snog Jason Voorhes?<br>274   WYR?...  suck another guys thing or do it with another guy?<br>275   WYR?...  Have sex with a girl with a hairy chin or have sex with a girl with hairy nipples?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>276   WYR?...  drink water or drink milk?<br>277   WYR?...  have sex with someone of the same sex or be stripped naked?<br>278   WYR?...  Speak French or German?<br>279   WYR?...  screw Michael Jackson or marry michael jackson?<br>280   WYR?...  Have a web cam or have a microphone?<br>281   WYR?...  Speak English or Speak Spainsh?<br>282   WYR?...  Have Yahoo! e-mail or Hotmail e-mail?<br>283   WYR?...  Live in Europe or America?<br>284   WYR?...  Know everything but can't use it or Know little and be able to use it?<br>285   WYR?...  have sex with a guy who has no balls or have sex with a guy who has no face?<br>286   WYR?...  <br>Colourblindness test:<br>Do you see 74 <br>
<img src="p7.gif"> or 21?<br>287   WYR?...  be on top  or be on bottom?<br>288   WYR?...  be on top  or be on bottom?<br>289   WYR?...  break your bong or break friends bong?<br>290   WYR?...  a monster munch for a nose or cheesey wotsits fo lips?<br>291   WYR?...  b eaten by a camel spider  or b eaten by a pigmy?<br>292   WYR?...  win 1 million dollars now  or win 250 thousand dollars every year for the rest of your life ?<br>293   WYR?...  Have a bird in the hand or have twon in the bush?<br>294   WYR?...  be short and skinny  or be tall and fat?<br>295   WYR?...  Watch your dad having gay sex on a porno movie or watch your 85 year old grandma in a porno movie?<br>296   WYR?...  have ants chew away at your arm or or be hit in the face by a baseball bat?<br>297   WYR?...  Watch your 89 year old grandpa in a guy porno movie or Watch your 96 year old grandma in a lesbian porno movie?<br>298   WYR?...  be smaller than tom cruise or be uglier than madonna?<br>299   WYR?...  be american or be liked?<br>300   WYR?...  plastic ears or no hair?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>301   WYR?...  give a horse a blow job  or drink a pint of bulls cum?<br>302   WYR?...  drink Pepsi or drink Coke?<br>303   WYR?...  get a needle injected into the head of your penis or get a needle injected into your eyeball?<br>304   WYR?...  shut up or be told to shut up?<br>305   WYR?...  Watch animal porn or Watch fat person porn?<br>306   WYR?...  fall off a cliff and die on impact or have a large piece of cliffside fall on you?<br>307   WYR?...  get bummed by a horse or go down on lisa riley?<br>308   WYR?...  eat a baby or get eaten by george dawes?<br>309   WYR?...  have one stick of dynamite exploded up your ass or be coated in dynamite and have them all exploded?<br>310   WYR?...  bang the ugliest chick you ever knew and have no one know about it or not and have everyone think you did?<br>311   WYR?...  lick michelle pfieffer's anus or lick your own anus?<br>312   WYR?...  have a sex change or die?<br>313   WYR?...  have headphones on for the rest of your life or have an eye patch on for the rest of your life?<br>314   WYR?...  Eat Whipped Cream of the chest of Richard Simmons or Eat Whipped Chream off the chest of Ozzy Osbourne?<br>315   WYR?...  have a smoldering hot lightbulb stuck in your butt for 5 minutes or or shatter a cold lightbulb with a squeeze of your buttcrack?<br>316   WYR?...  eat a hotdog made of poop with all the condiments you could dream of or eat a semen popsicle?<br>317   WYR?...  Eat a buttered rug or or eat a scabby donkey?<br>318   WYR?...  Fist a scaggy tramp with diahorea or fist Madge from neighbours while she was on.?<br>319   WYR?...  Have no head hair or Leg hair that wouldnt shave?<br>320   WYR?...  Find out your of iraqi origin or be the love slave of richard whitely of countdown fame?<br>321   WYR?...  Take it from the Phantom of the Opera or Give it to The Phantom of the Opera?<br>322   WYR?...  Go out for a drink with Keith Chegwin or Die in a horrific Board Game accident?<br>323   WYR?...  Be a fat Manc or A ginger Scouser?<br>324   WYR?...  eat cabbadge out of a tramps beard or trifle out his arse?<br>325   WYR?...  Eat a hot ball of wax that had last been seen dripping from the anus of a gay porn star in a rather kinky movie or have lots of money and live in spain and have incredible sex all day?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>326   WYR?...  have webbed feet and be able to jump like a frog or have webbed hands and be able to shoot webs like Spiderman?<br>327   WYR?...  wet sleaves or wet socks?<br>328   WYR?...  Be Called BORG or Be Called MANGA?<br>329   WYR?...  be rich for the rest of your life and never have to worry about money or be able to make people orgasm by saying the word ?<br>330   WYR?...  Eat an elephants penis infected with herpes or Eat your dads penis?<br>331   WYR?...  be cynical or be gullible?<br>332   WYR?...  hump a tree  or hump ur mom?<br>333   WYR?...  Play Nintendo or Play Playstation?<br>334   WYR?...  break up because he fell for another or break up because he just lost feelings for you?<br>335   WYR?...  have sex with mel gibson and get mono or have sex with michael jackson and get rich?<br>336   WYR?...  be Richard Simmons' identical twin or be William Hung's identical twin?<br>337   WYR?...  revive Kurt Cobain or have Courtnely Love never been born?<br>338   WYR?...  have a goiter on your neck the size of a volleyball or have a birthmark-like growth on your eye the size of your hand?<br>339   WYR?...  blow osama or screw big bird?<br>340   WYR?...  sparing ur life for someone else or someone sparing their life for you?<br>341   WYR?...  use a chainsaw as a toothbrush or use a microwave as a toilet?<br>342   WYR?...  have x ray eyes or breath fire?<br>343   WYR?...  be entirely made out of Edam or have sex with a robot that looked like your mum?<br>344   WYR?...  have your wanking hand sawn off or go cottaging with Michael Winner. On a train?<br>345   WYR?...  become addicted to cottaging or become addicted to smack?<br>346   WYR?...  have 2 penises or have 7 penises?<br>347   WYR?...  go down on a cat and not brush your teeth for a week or suck a donkey off and swallow?<br>348   WYR?...  have rocks funneled into your stomach or have a glass bottle shoved up your butt and shatter inside?<br>349   WYR?...  have each body part cut off one at a time or be skinned alive with a pocket knife?<br>350   WYR?...  be tired and wake up or wake up and be tired?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>351   WYR?...  eat salt and vinegar crisps out the blue packets or or out the green packets?<br>352   WYR?...  drink tea with no milk or or gone off milk?<br>353   WYR?...  eat your dad or shag your 9 yr old brother?<br>354   WYR?...  go out in Leeds or Go out in Wakefield?<br>355   WYR?...  Date Trish Stratus or Date Torrie Wilson?<br>356   WYR?...  have it raining tobacco spit or have humans with bluury faces like Unsolved Mysteries?<br>357   WYR?...  Lick someone head to toe who hasnt showered in 2 years(meaning privates too) or have sex with a tree in front of EVERYONE you know?<br>358   WYR?...  have cankles or have cafeteria lady arms?<br>359   WYR?...  Have someone shit in your mouth or eat out Jennie Gintoli?<br>360   WYR?...  save you're own ass or save your SOULMATES ass?<br>361   WYR?...  at your job, get caught masturbating in your favorite superhero outfit or caught cause screwing your bouses spouse?<br>362   WYR?...  Lose a match having no possesion or lose having all the possesion?<br>363   WYR?...  have sex with your dream person once a day for a year and then die or have sex with your spouse once a week forever and live?<br>364   WYR?...  Suck it all or have it all suck?<br>365   WYR?...  be inside an elephants ass or be in a crocs. mouth??<br>366   WYR?...  be a chav (charva, pikey, etc..) or be a goth?<br>367   WYR?...  die fighting for your country or die happy?<br>368   WYR?...  Have sex with Ashanti and at the same time cut small pieces of her body or Have Ashanti wank you off and break your erect cock as you're coming?<br>369   WYR?...  Sit naked on your dads face or Have your naked dad sit on your face?<br>370   WYR?...  Eat garlic filled olives out of Gary Buseys unwiped ass together with you grandmother or Have Gary Busey eat pickled onions out of your ass together with his grandmother?<br>371   WYR?...  Lock yourself in a room for a year and every day have to wank off (at least once) to pictures of george bush or Be locked in a room with new fresh porn shown every day but you're not allowed to wank off?<br>372   WYR?...  see your moms cum face every time you cum or have your mother be in the same room and pray every time you cum?<br>373   WYR?...  spend your christmas naked in front of your family/relatives or have your granddad walk naked in front of your family/relatives?<br>374   WYR?...  have shit dripping from your mouth every time you talk with people of the opposite sex or have shit smeared into your hair and clothes every time you meet your parents?<br>375   WYR?...  have a gorgeous wife but no labido or high sex drive but unable to pull?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>376   WYR?...  sleep with Christina Applegate or sleep with Sophie Faulkiner?<br>377   WYR?...  Paint boxes or Glue boxes?<br>378   WYR?...  stay in a rubbish bin for a whole night or cut off your little toes?<br>379   WYR?...  Have the Hulkster rip up all your t-shirts or Rip out the Hulkster's hair?<br>380   WYR?...  have AIDS injected into your eyes by rabid bees or have a cancerous tumor implanted into you body by a bristly worm?<br>381   WYR?...  eat a poo-poo pie or drink a BOY JUICE milkshake?<br>382   WYR?...  walk in on your parents having anal sex or walk in on your kid having anal sex?<br>383   WYR?...  have sex with your grandmother or have sex with a dead model?<br>384   WYR?...  have gravity defying arms or have a really heavy head?<br>385   WYR?...  America think they rule the world or America not think they rule the world?<br>386   WYR?...  get shot saving your mum or your mum get shot saving you?<br>387   WYR?...  have sex with a snake or have penis fingers that constantly ejaculate for 6 months?<br>388   WYR?...  live in a box in oklahoma or live in a mansion in Iraq?<br>389   WYR?...  have 1 wish granted today or have 3 wished granted 10 yrs from now?<br>390   WYR?...  have sex with your mum or everyone on the planet skinned alive and eaten by a giant frog?<br>391   WYR?...  be spit roasted by the chuckle brother or double analy fisted by them?<br>392   WYR?...  eat a hamburger in front of a homeless child or lower a childs self esteem?<br>393   WYR?...  eat a glass nose or have glass nose?<br>394   WYR?...  jump off the cn tower  or be stuck in the middle of the pacific ocean ?<br>395   WYR?...  be in a graveyard forever  or or be in a graveyard only on halloweens when the ghosts come out?<br>396   WYR?...  be pack-raped by smurfs or anal fodder for Mike Tyson?<br>397   WYR?...  have no penis and keep both arms and legs or keep your penis but have no arms or legs?<br>398   WYR?...  get raped and get pregnant or find out your mom was raped and you were a mistake?<br>399   WYR?...  be known as a 'motherfucking crazy bitch' or be known as your average generic girl?<br>400   WYR?...  Be a sheep, stuck on a mountain, with a balloon tied to your tail or be a monkey in a lake with no bananas?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>401   WYR?...  shit out 50 razor blades or piss out a watermelon?<br>402   WYR?...  Worship Satan Forever or Go To Church EVERY Day Of Your Life?<br>403   WYR?...  Be a goddy-goody or be a slut?<br>404   WYR?...  play on ps2 or chill out with mates?<br>405   WYR?...  jump off the empire state building or get hit by a train traveling at a speed of 200 mph?<br>406   WYR?...  chew and swollow your grans toe nails or bite them off useing no arms as support?<br>407   WYR?...  eat chicken balls or drink chicken poop?<br>408   WYR?...  listen to rap or  rock?<br>409   WYR?...  get caught fisting a teletubby or be caught sheep shagging?<br>410   WYR?...  end hunger or end hatred?<br>411   WYR?...  walk around naked in Iraq or walk around fully clothed in Michael Jackson's bedroom?<br>412   WYR?...  Have sex with a man or give birth?<br>413   WYR?...  have no reflection or have a theme tune for all of your actions for the rest of your life?<br>414   WYR?...  Spoon with micheal jackson for $1,000,000 or Spoon with Britney Spears?<br>415   WYR?...  have a hedgehog nesting in your anus or a wasps nest in your mouth?<br>416   WYR?...  have sex with ashlee simpson or with britney spears?<br>417   WYR?...  stay single forever and have loads of mates or marry happily but have no mates ever?<br>418   WYR?...  have great sex with an ugly person or have crap sex with someone stunning?<br>419   WYR?...  not be able to read or not be able to speak?<br>420   WYR?...  have a cock for a head  or no cock?<br>421   WYR?...  be in a dark room all by yourself or be in a fully lit room......... with Michael Jackson?<br>422   WYR?...  Be Micheal Jackson or Have sex with Micheal Jackson?<br>423   WYR?...  Have No Depth Perception or No Sense of Balance?<br>424   WYR?...  Get blaster in the ass by Shaq or Go down on your best friend (same sex)?<br>425   WYR?...  have fingers as long as your legs or have legs as long as your fingers?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>426   WYR?...  suck on your own bloody tampon or take a shot of your own diarrhea?<br>427   WYR?...  be shit out of an elephant or be shoved in it?<br>428   WYR?...  Kill a child and cure every dieseise or Don't kill the child?<br>429   WYR?...  Have a 1 in 100 chance of shooting your best friend in the head... or Dream you brutally murdered your family every night?<br>430   WYR?...  Have a hairy ass or have an ass with no crack?<br>431   WYR?...  Eat a live cockroach or Shit out a live cockroach?<br>432   WYR?...  Be hit by lightening or be sucked up by a tornado?<br>433   WYR?...  Be dunked into a porter potty or Drink a cupful of porter potty contents?<br>434   WYR?...  Go to Disney World or Go to Disney Land?<br>435   WYR?...  Mistake a woman for a man or Mistake a man for a woman?<br>436   WYR?...  Eat a dinosaur or Get eaten by a dinosaur?<br>437   WYR?...  sing like a bird or fly like an eagle?<br>438   WYR?...  Have 3 Boobs or Have 1 Boob?<br>439   WYR?...  hump a dog and have it video-taped and selled or film your sister humpinga dog then sell it?<br>440   WYR?...  Go to heaven or Go to hell?<br>441   WYR?...  wipe your ass with barbed wire or jerk off with sand paper?<br>442   WYR?...  Never have a boner or Always hacve a boner?<br>443   WYR?...  Have hair a mile long or Be bald?<br>444   WYR?...  have two moms as your parents or have two dads as your parents?<br>445   WYR?...  have sex with all the women you want or have all the money you want?<br>446   WYR?...  be eaten by a tiger or be eaten by pirahnas?<br>447   WYR?...  buttfuck your dog on national TV or have a car run over you?<br>448   WYR?...  catch your mom watching porn or catch your grandma watching porn?<br>449   WYR?...  fall down a well and die and haunt people or get lost in a wood and end up dead?<br>450   WYR?...  eat a doner kebab or eat a shishe kebab?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>451   WYR?...  wear shoes too small for the rest of your life or be chased by birds everywhere you go?<br>452   WYR?...  shave the skin off your penis and fuck salt or ram a soggy toothpick through your penis and leave it for a week?<br>453   WYR?...  Lick a diseased runny protitutes crack or Eat the scabs off a leppers balls?<br>454   WYR?...  Take 4 loads in the mouth from your Dad or Have your anus stapled shut for 7 days?<br>455   WYR?...  Make out with a girl while she is puking or eat out a girl while she is having her period?<br>456   WYR?...  get in a lake with 100 electric eel's  or get in a bath tub full of leaches?<br>457   WYR?...  eat yourself or eat your pig?<br>458   WYR?...  eat or sleep?<br>459   WYR?...  be gay and have a b/f or be straight and have no b/f?<br>460   WYR?...  kiss a dead fish or eat a live fish?<br>461   WYR?...  support Manchester United or support Chelsea?<br>462   WYR?...  have a Diarrhea squirt gun fight or drink a glass of cat pee?<br>463   WYR?...  chew a large chunk of chewed bubble gum that you found under a seat on a metro bus or suck ona band aid that you found stuck in the shower drain in a locker room at the Y?<br>464   WYR?...  be ugly and have no one see you naked or be good looking and have everyone see you naked?<br>465   WYR?...  have unprotected sex or use protection?<br>466   WYR?...  suck boobs or suck pussy?<br>467   WYR?...  Kick a dog or Make a baby cry?<br>468   WYR?...  spit or swallow?<br>469   WYR?...  have a constant runny nose or have your eye twitch constantly?<br>470   WYR?...  die a long painful agonising death or sleep with micheal jackson and the whole world knows?<br>471   WYR?...  lose an arm or have a headache for the rest of your life?<br>472   WYR?...  have no penis or have a 18 inch penis that was permanently erect?<br>473   WYR?...  get caught by your mum shagging a 6-year-old or get caught by a 6-year-old whilst shagging your mum?<br>474   WYR?...  drink a pint of diarrhoea or suck of a gibbon?<br>475   WYR?...  let Michael Jackson babysit your kids or let Ian Huntley take them for a bath?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>476   WYR?...  give pleasure to someone or have pleasure given to you by someone?<br>477   WYR?...  have sex with a serial killer and one of his victims or be a serial killer?<br>478   WYR?...  masturbate or have sex?<br>479   WYR?...  have sex with an ugly chick or get a handjob by a hot chick?<br>480   WYR?...  wipe your nose with a drity pair of underware or wipe your butt with sandpaper?<br>481   WYR?...  have sex with hillary duff or have sex with avril lavigne?<br>482   WYR?...  (question for guys) have a tiny penis or have a vagina?<br>483   WYR?...  pee scalding coffee or poop a softball?<br>484   WYR?...  suck semolina out of jo brands sweaty armpit or lick guacamole from between rik wallers stomach rolls?<br>485   WYR?...  Never Lie or Never Tell The Truth?<br>486   WYR?...  your best friend slept with your girlfriend or sleep with your best friend?<br>487   WYR?...  kill a dog or get fucked by a dog?<br>488   WYR?...  club a baby seal or harpoon a whale?<br>489   WYR?...  secure world peace or screw Jessica Simpson?<br>490   WYR?...  a pint of cum in your stomach or a pint of cum in your arse?<br>491   WYR?...  your partner cheat on you or your partner fuck you in the ass?<br>492   WYR?...  gain 200 pounds or get hit by a car?<br>493   WYR?...  have 1 dollar or have 1 chicken?<br>494   WYR?...  Have a needle shoved under your finger nail or have your nipple cut off by a pair of scissors?<br>495   WYR?...  shit during sex or have your partner shit during sex?<br>496   WYR?...  have sex with Cher or be Cher?<br>497   WYR?...  be caught by your parents hooking up with the same sex or be caught by your parents having sex *with opposite gender*?<br>498   WYR?...  think there was a reason for your existance or know there was no reason for your existance?<br>499   WYR?...  smell like a goat or smell like a rather small shetland pony?<br>500   WYR?...  Pee out of your mouth or Eat out of your vagina?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>501   WYR?...  have a unibrow you can never tweeze or have a brooger premanently hanring from your nose?<br>502   WYR?...  win a $1,000,000 and waste it in a week or loose your popularity?<br>503   WYR?...  eat wet cat food or eat chewed gum from undre the bus seat?<br>504   WYR?...  be armed with a pingpong paddle or a plastic fork?<br>505   WYR?...  make out with your grandma for 5 minutes or stick a toothpick in your big toe's toenail and kick a wall?<br>506   WYR?...  have the ability to fly or pull anything you wanted out of your pocket?<br>507   WYR?...  DRINK TRAMPS PISS or EATS THE QUEENS POO?<br>508   WYR?...  be a cannibal or be a rapist?<br>509   WYR?...  be a black man who is discriminated against or be a white man that is obviously racist?<br>510   WYR?...  bite off another man's penis or have your own penis bitten off?<br>511   WYR?...  eat shit or drink sick?<br>512   WYR?...  die an old virgin or die a young sex panther?<br>513   WYR?...  Have the world watch you on live tv being sucked off by 500 salmonf fish or make love to all your mates dads?<br>514   WYR?...  Crap on your best siut, then rub it in and wear it to an important once in a lifetime job interview  or have shards of glass forced up your ass by a sweaty goose?<br>515   WYR?...  Be Sat on by the world's fattest man whilst he poos on you or Have 5 men puke on your face?<br>516   WYR?...  Tilt your head back and have someone slowy slice at your  or Be strapped to a bed lined with burning hot coal and then have acid poured all over you?<br>517   WYR?...  wank continously for 1 day using coarse grain sandpaper or b stumped up the arse by an amputee?<br>518   WYR?...  have a slow but instant death, falling... falling... falling from a rocky cliff or or be a haggled heroin addict?<br>519   WYR?...  would you rather be michael jackson or ...not be michael jackson?<br>520   WYR?...  have fireants released into your vagina  or have gasoline sprayed inside and have it let ablaze??<br>521   WYR?...  be in love with someone and them not love you back or them love you and you not love them back?<br>522   WYR?...  have your eyelids removed or have your lips removed?<br>523   WYR?...  deep throad Seabiscuit or suckly on Mama Cass' dead nipples?<br>524   WYR?...  Die Happy or Live Forever?<br>525   WYR?...  stabbed in the back or stabbed in the heart?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>526   WYR?...  Be sodomized by Michael Clarke Duncan to lead a work and hassle-free life. or Sodomize Michael Clarke Duncan to lead a semi-work and semi-hassle-free life.?<br>527   WYR?...  Have sex in a bug infested field in the back of a Pick-up with the man of your dreams/sexiest man in the world and get caught by your parents or Have sex with an old man on oxegyn tanks in a fancy bed and have a pic of you giving him a BJ on the cover of the Enquirer?<br>528   WYR?...  see vicky naked or die a horrible death?<br>529   WYR?...  have a best friend be a rabbit t or not have any friends?<br>530   WYR?...  drink diet pepsi with a hint of lemon or drink coke a cola with a hint of preshous lime?<br>531   WYR?...  cheat on boyfriend/girlfriend or back stab your best friend?<br>532   WYR?...  be in solitary confinement for ever or have no bones?<br>533   WYR?...  Slide down a 3 foot long razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol or Fall off of the Effiel Tower and get your eyelid caught on a nail?<br>534   WYR?...  shit your pants every time you hear the word frog or eat cereal out of a toilet?<br>535   WYR?...  have peas as eyes or have sprouts as teeth?<br>536   WYR?...  pour boiling hot gravy into your eyes or shove sharp pins into your ears?<br>537   WYR?...  have sex with a pigeon everytime you get horny or eat a live pigeon?<br>538   WYR?...  spend the rest of your life with someone you are not in love with or spend 1 day with your soulmate?<br>539   WYR?...  have shit that swims or have sperm that talks?<br>540   WYR?...  Be a smart natural blonde or shag a stupid natural blonde?<br>541   WYR?...  Shag Courtney Love or Remain selebate for 5 years?<br>542   WYR?...  sleep nude on a bed of nails for 2 days or be anally probed with barbed wire for 2 minutes?<br>543   WYR?...  Be a zombie or Live live as a hermaphrodite?<br>544   WYR?...  (For the gals)be unable to have children or be unable to orgasm?<br>545   WYR?...  sneeze marbles or shit confetti?<br>546   WYR?...  piss razors or shit chinese stars?<br>547   WYR?...  Drink a pint of your Mum's piss or Drink a shot of  your Dad's spunk?<br>548   WYR?...  Have sexual intercourse with a 10-year-old boy/girl? or Have sex with your mother/father??<br>549   WYR?...  be beautiful and dumb or be ugly and really smart?<br>550   WYR?...  Be called Shamila Sadila Bupty Buptesh or Have no name at all?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>551   WYR?...  have a singing dog or have a performing frog?<br>552   WYR?...  ride a donkey or have a leech stuck to your nose?<br>553   WYR?...  date paul daniels or eat 100 cream crackers?<br>554   WYR?...  clean public toilet with your tongue or drink a can of coke with fag butts in?<br>555   WYR?...  Be eaten alive by a shark or Be enclosed in a coffin with flesheating cockroaches?<br>556   WYR?...  Marry a Hermaphrodite Felidimide dwarf or Have both legs lopped off?<br>557   WYR?...  Kick a dog or punch a cat?<br>558   WYR?...  Hhve genital warts or eat them on your pizza?<br>559   WYR?...  be gay and drink archers or be straight and drink a years supply of piss?<br>560   WYR?...  have your bird throw up on you wile climaxing and punch you in the face or eat her out and then she shit wile you were down there?<br>561   WYR?...  have breath that makes flowers droop or fart every 2nd word?<br>562   WYR?...  have a saucepan with eyeholes stuck on your head or have a flowerpot with a mouthole stuck on your head?<br>563   WYR?...  have one gigantic finger or have millions of tentacle fingers?<br>564   WYR?...  be the fattest person in the world or thinnest person in the world?<br>565   WYR?...  have no knees or no elbows?<br>566   WYR?...  witness your parents in action  or be taken advantage of by 5 simpletons?<br>567   WYR?...  have oral sex or anal sex?<br>568   WYR?...  be feed threw a wood chipper feet first or be feed threw a papper shrewder hands first?<br>569   WYR?...  Be poked in the eye with a sharp stick or Have your hand nibbled on by a cannibal?<br>570   WYR?...  Be bitten in the face by a horse or be bitten in the goolies by a rat?<br>571   WYR?...  teeth ripped out or eyes pushed in?<br>572   WYR?...  have sex with your sibling or find out your parents are siblings?<br>573   WYR?...  be raped or be a virgin for life?<br>574   WYR?...  be ET with the predatory skills of Alien or or Alien with the Homing instinct of et?<br>575   WYR?...  Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson or wake up in bed with Michael Moore?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>576   WYR?...  Fart Blue Smoke or Sweat Green Sweat?<br>577   WYR?...  hear voices in your head for the rest of your life or the whole world be made up in your head?<br>578   WYR?...  communicate by song for the rest of your life or communicate by mime?<br>579   WYR?...  Have a club foot or have a hair lip?<br>580   WYR?...  lick cold custard off Wayne Rooney or lick marmite off the queen?<br>581   WYR?...  Walk around all day with a dead frog in your mouth  or walk around all day with a dead mouse in your butt?<br>582   WYR?...  drink a whole 2litre bottle full of someone elses green slag or drink a whole 2litre bottle of your own shit?<br>583   WYR?...  Be Megan Gilbert or Lisa Petersen?<br>584   WYR?...  Have the sound on a movie be a second ahead of the picture or the picture a second ahead of the sound?<br>585   WYR?...  have to wear clown shoes everywhere for 3 weeks (with no explaination) or have to carry around a cpr test dummie everywhere (with no explanation) for three weeks?<br>586   WYR?...  eat your own toe or have someone else eat your toe?<br>587   WYR?...  have all of your toes amputated or make out with larry king for 20 minutesy ?<br>588   WYR?...  have a huge wheel instead of a leg or be carried around by your friends for the rest of your life?<br>589   WYR?...  be Selina Lennon or Sarah Wolf?<br>590   WYR?...  HAVE JESUS   or SLIVER GOLD ?<br>591   WYR?...  reject a marrage proposal from the love of your life or accept a marrage proposal from someone who murdered your dad?<br>592   WYR?...  Be Jason Graham or be any1 else?<br>593   WYR?...  have god awful breath that never goes away or continuallly pass smelly gas every 5 minutes?<br>594   WYR?...  live in a shack or be homless ?<br>595   WYR?...  be poor  or be in debt ?<br>596   WYR?...  be lonely  or be un happy?<br>597   WYR?...  be a  winner  or a loser ?<br>598   WYR?...  be a bro or be a not bro?<br>599   WYR?...  have someone break your teeth with a hammer or have them pluck'em?<br>600   WYR?...  play tin can alley against your cousin  or get caught dancing with your next door neighbours dog?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>601   WYR?...  shoot your grandad or shoot your nan (with a worthers original)?<br>602   WYR?...  cook rice for the rest of your life or eat rice for the rest of your life?<br>603   WYR?...  play the flute for the rest of your life or dance to a flute for the rest of your life?<br>604   WYR?...  eat shepards pie (naked) or watch your dog eat sheperds pie (naked)?<br>605   WYR?...  have a frekly face  or have frekles all over your body apart from your face?<br>606   WYR?...  kidnap a fat kid or be kidnapped by a fat kid?<br>607   WYR?...  eat squirrel poo or clean up squirrel poo for the rest of your life?<br>608   WYR?...  have a room full of flys or have a room full of fly swatters?<br>609   WYR?...  be on T-Mobile or be on Orange?<br>610   WYR?...  shoot a squirrel or stab a squirrel with a spork until it dies of amnesia?<br>611   WYR?...  dance with missy elliot or weigh yourself naked?<br>612   WYR?...  punch george bush with a squirrel or punch adam sandler with a sandwich?<br>613   WYR?...  dance with your dog or swim with your cat?<br>614   WYR?...  dig up your nans grave or watch someone dig up your grandads grave?<br>615   WYR?...  tickle a spiders belly or stroke a slug?<br>616   WYR?...  eat fish fingers or eat your nans dead toe whilst having a new hat with a purple flower and diamonds?<br>617   WYR?...  eat a french toastie or be french?<br>618   WYR?...  have sex with your sister/brother or have sex with a person with the same gender as you?<br>619   WYR?...  be followed around by a group of farm yard animals for the rest of your life or never see your home again?<br>620   WYR?...  bang an angry female gorilla and risk having your member torn off and thrown in the tall grass or sodomize the male of your choice?<br>621   WYR?...  have feet as wide as they are long, with toes all around or eat only sour kraut and tarter sauce for the rest of your life?<br>622   WYR?...  eat elephant seman while it is flaming or have sex with paige surez and get aids?<br>623   WYR?...  CUT OFF YOUR FINGRS or CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE?<br>624   WYR?...  FRENCH YOUR GRANDMA or FRENCH A DOG THAT JUST LICKED UP VOMIT?<br>625   WYR?...  fall in love or have someone fall in love with you?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>626   WYR?...  have someone use you for sex or have someone use you for your mums cooking?<br>627   WYR?...  Eat a dead boob cooked in piss or Eat a live boob ?<br>628   WYR?...  Get killed by a Vampire or Become one?<br>629   WYR?...  go out with aki from The Rasmus or or go out with Dougie from McFly?<br>630   WYR?...  drink a gallon of diareah or have your parents come with you on your honeymoon?<br>631   WYR?...  have a pencil sharpener for a nose  or have a ketchup dispenser for a belly button?<br>632   WYR?...  fuck a duck or screw a kangaro?<br>633   WYR?...  have a boob as a penis or have to penises for boobs?<br>634   WYR?...  finding out your dad was a transexuel or finding out your mother was a transexuel?<br>635   WYR?...  Have hardcore sex with someone of the same gender or Be a virgin for the rest of your life?<br>636   WYR?...  have sex with a donkey after it got aids from Paige Suarez by fucking her in the mouth or Fuck my mothers best friends dead sister who was eaten by a physcopathic duranged alpha gorrilla with Giant Balls?<br>637   WYR?...  Hop everywhere with one leg and diaherrea spilling out of your stub or crawl everywhere while cum sprays out of your neck?<br>638   WYR?...  Have testicles for earlobes or have a penis for a nose?<br>639   WYR?...  eat a large human shit or break an arm?<br>640   WYR?...  be shot in the chest with a gun or spend five years in solitary confinement?<br>641   WYR?...  have x ray vision or win £10,000?<br>642   WYR?...  only eat cat food for five years or be short in the knee with a gun?<br>643   WYR?...  Wear Shorts all winter or Wear sweats all summer?<br>644   WYR?...  have an infintie supply of muffins for hands or have squirrels for feet?<br>645   WYR?...  dance naked in the rain or dance naked in the snow?<br>646   WYR?...  lose your arms  or lose your legs?<br>647   WYR?...  shoot your mom in the head or eat your best friend alive?<br>648   WYR?...  live life easy or die trying?<br>649   WYR?...  have your penis peeled like a banana (this will take an hour) then put back to normal by surgery or be steven hawkins personal sex slave for the day?<br>650   WYR?...  eat a tub of vaginal discharge or eat a tub of nob cheese?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>651   WYR?...  suck off your dog  or eat out your cat?<br>652   WYR?...  eat belly button fluff or eat ear wax?<br>653   WYR?...  drink a pint of fat bastards sloppy poo or drink a pint of spew, the person has just finished eating a curry sausage roll???<br>654   WYR?...  Be stabbed with a tree all the way through your body or Saw off your own eyes?<br>655   WYR?...  eat three year old knob cheese or swallow a pint fresh vaginal disharge?<br>656   WYR?...  ejaculate a tiger or shit a giant star fish?<br>657   WYR?...  fuck with Hugo Chavez or do a blow job to Fidel Castro?<br>658   WYR?...  have no nose or be ginger?<br>659   WYR?...  drink snot  or eat bogies?<br>660   WYR?...  sleep with chris evans  or be sat on by michelle macmanus?<br>661   WYR?...  Be shot by Robbie Williams and die instantly or Be cheese-grater'd to death by anybody else.?<br>662   WYR?...  Spank a monkey or be spanked by a monkey?<br>663   WYR?...  Wet the bed every night or pee in your pants every day?<br>664   WYR?...  Get a 1.5% pay rise or All hamsters were compelled to get down every time they heard funk?<br>665   WYR?...  be a vegetarian  or for the rest of your life have to kill every animal you eat ?<br>666   WYR?...  be an albino or have terrets?<br>667   WYR?...  Shoot your best friend or shoot yourself?<br>668   WYR?...  Have your legs eaten off by a shark or have a swordfish swim up your ass?<br>669   WYR?...  have sex with a dead, mutliated human infant or run a lawn mower over a litter of puppies while fingering your grandma's ass?<br>670   WYR?...  sneeze broken glass or snort powderd glass?<br>671   WYR?...  every orgasm takes a year off your life or every orgasm kills one of your friends?<br>672   WYR?...  hoogle a dookie or wop-wang a wingle?<br>673   WYR?...  eat a hamburger in front of a starving child or ruin a child's self image?<br>674   WYR?...  pop a zit with your teeth or drink the pus from your own zit?<br>675   WYR?...  have no nose or have no lips?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>676   WYR?...  have no eyebrows or have a monobrow which you cannot pluck ?<br>677   WYR?...  walk around with a family of rats in your bum or get beat up by 900 gangsters three times ?<br>678   WYR?...  have the sound of fingers typing on a keyboard throughout sex or have the sound of the dial up internet modem when you have an orgasm?<br>679   WYR?...  Shave your face with a rusty cheese grater or shave your moms bikini line?<br>680   WYR?...  Fuck a handful of broken glass or eat a nice cake?<br>681   WYR?...  Have a small butt on your forehead or have two little feet dangling below your chin?<br>682   WYR?...  be a monkey or be an eagle?<br>683   WYR?...  be smart or be stupid?<br>684   WYR?...  have a penis on your forehead or ballbags dangling from your earlopes?<br>685   WYR?...  show up for work naked or show up at your grand mother's funeral naked?<br>686   WYR?...  tag team your mom with your dad or tag team your cat with your dog?<br>687   WYR?...  drink rat urine or have sex with michael jackson?<br>688   WYR?...  have no skin or have no bones?<br>689   WYR?...  live in a porto-potty for a month, feeding on what people leave behind for 6 months or live in a mansion eating the finest meals every day but have a 600 pound man raping and shitting on you for two hours a day, every day for 2 and a half weeks?<br>690   WYR?...  eat a cell phone and everytime you get horny it rings.  or eat a camera and when you shit or pee a photo comes out?<br>691   WYR?...  support man utd or support chelsea?<br>692   WYR?...  cut off ur penis with an axe, deep fry it and watch ur best frriend eat it or eat ur best friends deep fried penis and down it with a diarrhea shake?<br>693   WYR?...  Have a giant penis for a head or Have a giant butt for a head?<br>694   WYR?...  have ur fingers bent backwards and shoved up ur ass or have ur penis carved into a point?<br>695   WYR?...  put paper cuts between your toes or between your fingers?<br>696   WYR?...  Be a Goldfish or be a Budgie?<br>697   WYR?...  make out with will kane or make out with julian adair?<br>698   WYR?...  Let your sister and friends crossdress you or or your mother??<br>699   WYR?...  slide down a razor blade into a vat of alcohol or suck the snot out of a cow untill its head collapses?<br>700   WYR?...  Do a man with a vagina or Do a woman with a penis?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>701   WYR?...  drink a cup of your best friends blood or chew a mole off their neck?<br>702   WYR?...  Date you Girlfriends sister who is a lesbien or date your best friends sister who is hillary duff?<br>703   WYR?...  Have your eyes be where your ears are and your ears be where your eyes are or Have plants for hands?<br>704   WYR?...  Abnormally small penis in the shape of a pigs tail or Abnormally large penis that turn into an inny when aroused ?<br>705   WYR?...  have Agoraphobia or Die?<br>706   WYR?...  Have maggots crawl out of your penis when you ejaculate. or Have flies fly out of your mouth and you nose when you sneeze ?<br>707   WYR?...  Have a spot the size of a pumpkin that changes color randomly travel the length of your body. or Have tickertape spuing out of your shirt with all of your current thoughts printed on it. ?<br>708   WYR?...  Have a constant fart stream coming out of your butt or have dogs for arms and legs?<br>709   WYR?...  Get hit by a truck and die quickly or Get hit by a truck and barely live?<br>710   WYR?...  Have fire ants knawl your nipples off or an umbrella opened in your anus?<br>711   WYR?...  die choke to death or die suficating?<br>712   WYR?...  get cought peeing yourself in class or get peed on on stage at the school assembly?<br>713   WYR?...  have your arms get pins and needls or have your legs fall asleep?<br>714   WYR?...  wipe out sking at 110 mph and slide the rest of the way or fall head first into a tank of diareah and swollow some?<br>715   WYR?...  visit a sloughter house then eat the pig or water ski behind a bus bare foo?<br>716   WYR?...  get a pink ipod or get a pink razr v3x?<br>717   WYR?...  be with a fat pretty girl or be with a skinny ugly girl?<br>718   WYR?...  screw your grandad(anul) or eat your grandads penis?<br>719   WYR?...  be eaten by a T rex or Ripped apart by King Kong?<br>720   WYR?...  be a ferret for life or be a fish for life?<br>721   WYR?...  striek through school for a day or be chased through school naked by a 14 ft moose?<br>722   WYR?...  jump and your parachute dosnt open or jump with no parachute?<br>723   WYR?...  Dive head-first into a pool of your own vomit or brush your teeth with your own feces?<br>724   WYR?...  Eat your grandads cock covered with poo and semen while dancing barefoot in a field of razor wire and aids or eat a nice cake?<br>725   WYR?...  get cought having sex by your parents! or get cought having sex  by your children?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>726   WYR?...  be Chuck Norris or be Mr. T?<br>727   WYR?...  have your balls crushed in a vice or tooth picks put in your eyes?<br>728   WYR?...  slide down a giant rusty razor blade into a pool of iodine or make your mom do the same thing and then eat the remnants of her body?<br>729   WYR?...  Become armless, legless, deaf, blind, and dumb or Listen to the Spice Girls??<br>730   WYR?...  wank your Dad or your Dad wank you?<br>731   WYR?...  poke a shark in the eye or poke a shark in the ?<br>732   WYR?...  eat a mermaid or eat a fairy?<br>733   WYR?...  Lick a urinal or Put a whole dead toad in your mouth?<br>734   WYR?...  stub your toe or bite your tongue?<br>735   WYR?...  pee out stones or spew out razors?<br>736   WYR?...  have a penis cum in your butt or have a penis cum in your mouth?<br>737   WYR?...  finger yourself in the butthole or give your best friend a handjob?<br>738   WYR?...  only be able to have sex for three minutes or only be able to have sex for three hours?<br>739   WYR?...  live in a nice house, but in a street full of chavs that constantly play dance mucic full volume or live in a tent with no luxaries for the rest of your life?<br>740   WYR?...  Have Your Girlfriend Come in on you eating out your mum or Your girlfriend coming in on you blowing your dad?<br>741   WYR?...  get roundhose kicked in the face by chuck norris or have sex with jessica alba?<br>742   WYR?...  Eat a chocolate yogurt filled with fresh semen or lose £50?<br>743   WYR?...  man or donkey?<br>744   WYR?...  Have the sexual charisma of Gil Grissom or the manly tones of David Caruso?<br>745   WYR?...  have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std or have sex with a gender confused ape?<br>746   WYR?...  be dragged along bare foot by a car to the death  or die from internal injuries after being rapped by king kong?<br>747   WYR?...  rulle the world or throw a chav into burning hot lava and watch him burn?<br>748   WYR?...  have no face  or have no penis?<br>749   WYR?...  sit on a quesadilla or eat a cactus?<br>750   WYR?...  6 or 7?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>751   WYR?...  date your mother or date your same sex cousin?<br>752   WYR?...  be dead or be ginger?<br>753   WYR?...  rape a baby to death  or kill a dog with a packet of fruit pastilles?<br>754   WYR?...  lick shit out your dogs rectum  or lick out your mums shit covered vagina ?<br>755   WYR?...  have your girlfriend come in on you eating out your mum or come in on your girlfriend eating out your mum?<br>756   WYR?...  be there or be square?<br>757   WYR?...  have a sandwich for a head  or a mushroom for a penis?<br>758   WYR?...  kiss your grandmother or kiss a horse?<br>759   WYR?...  screw a chicken or eat a pair of socks?<br>760   WYR?...  fart really loud in a very important business meeting in front of the CEO of your company or put your dick in a cup of leaches?<br>761   WYR?...  be tall with a small penis or be short with a large penis?<br>762   WYR?...  sport a mullet for the rest of your life or be bald?<br>763   WYR?...  stick a pine cone up your ass or or stick a declawed gerbil up your ass?<br>764   WYR?...  Drink a tub of semen or Drink a tub of blood?<br>765   WYR?...  rape your mum to death  or have an ejaculating penis on your head for 2 years?<br>766   WYR?...  eat your mum alive  or eat a baby while eating it?<br>767   WYR?...  have a huge erection everytime you see a man or never have an erection when you see a woman?<br>768   WYR?...  fall off a cliff or be chased off a cliff?<br>769   WYR?...  69  or doggy style?<br>770   WYR?...  have gay sex for 1 hour both ways (2 hours total) on national television or have gay sex for 12 hours both ways (24 hours total) and have it be totally secret??<br>771   WYR?...  Alf Stewart from Home and away   or Don Fisher aka Flat head from Home and Away?<br>772   WYR?...  set yourself on fire or shag yoko ono for a week?<br>773   WYR?...  lick a puppy's cock for 10 hours or suck the cum out of a porkypine?<br>774   WYR?...  spend 3 years in prison or wear green for the rest of your life?<br>775   WYR?...  Be timothy treadwell or the bear?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>776   WYR?...  Have a penis  for a nose or have a vagina  for a mouth?<br>777   WYR?...  would you rather eat a poo smoothy or eat a spunk sandwich?<br>778   WYR?...  hit your mom or hit your dad?<br>779   WYR?...  HAVE A COCK GROWING FROM YOUR CHEST or HAVE TITS ON YOUR KNEES?<br>780   WYR?...  drink a gallon of spit or eat a pound of ear wax?<br>781   WYR?...  Be put in a wood chipper feet first or be burned alive?<br>782   WYR?...  Asian or Mexican?<br>783   WYR?...  look good and smell bad or look bad and smell good?<br>784   WYR?...  Fish or be a beer?<br>785   WYR?...  Have permanent diarrea or have permanent constapation?<br>786   WYR?...  Blow your dick off on purpose or on accident?<br>787   WYR?...  Healthy or Wealthy?<br>788   WYR?...  take a shot of semen or take a shot of chunky diarreah?<br>789   WYR?...  pop or soda?<br>790   WYR?...  blind or deaf?<br>791   WYR?...  Be Tom Nash or be Josh Brady?<br>792   WYR?...  Heat up a bagel and make passionate love to it or eat it?<br>793   WYR?...  use tears for lube to jack off or use hot sauce?<br>794   WYR?...  go bowling or play darts?<br>795   WYR?...  be gay or or super gay?<br>796   WYR?...  be the best scientist in your field or have mad cow disease?<br>797   WYR?...  Be a giant hot dog and eat yourself or eat the moon if it was made of cheese?<br>798   WYR?...  Shed your skin everyday or be smashed in the face with beer bottles constantly for three years?<br>799   WYR?...  Never listen to music ever again or never masturbate ever again?<br>800   WYR?...  have tooth pase squirted in your ears or have ear wax squirted in your mouth?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>801   WYR?...  Drink a cup of your mums blood from her period or Drink a cup of your dads semen?<br>802   WYR?...  get head from your mom or get head from your dad?<br>803   WYR?...  Be on the top of a car going 85 mph for 10 minutes or Sit on top of a hot air balloon for 5 minutes?<br>804   WYR?...  work 40 hours a week or sleep 100 hours a week?<br>805   WYR?...  have 4 fingers on each hand or have 6 fingers on each hand?<br>806   WYR?...  Be poor, with a really bad life, but every one likes you or Very rich and powerfull, none likes you?<br>807   WYR?...  be a man or be a female?<br>808   WYR?...  shag babera straisand on a cold day or eat a big pile of camel poo on a hot day?<br>809   WYR?...  live 4ever and neva eat or live 4eva as a virgin?<br>810   WYR?...  be a chav or die a horribly painful death that takes a week and every chav die with u?<br>811   WYR?...  have your legs cut off and sprayed with salt or marry your silbling?<br>812   WYR?...  Have sex with a prostitute and get aids and cyphilis or have sex with your sister?<br>813   WYR?...  Eat Jimmy Saville's poo or eat Dot Cotton's sick?<br>814   WYR?...  have sexual intercourse with a girl called alex or have sexualintercourse with a girl called sarah?<br>815   WYR?...  Beer Bong Diarherra or FUCK a old midget  with no eyes or legs or spine?<br>816   WYR?...  drink a gallon of arabian sweat or swim in a dead pool of spic  babies?<br>817   WYR?...  be bald or have no eyebrows?<br>818   WYR?...  be a man or be a woman?<br>819   WYR?...  be fat or starve?<br>820   WYR?...  Get eaten alive by a pelican or lick the infected foot of a 98 year old lady?<br>821   WYR?...  have sex with your sister or penis clamp?<br>822   WYR?...  be caught by your parents having sex or be caught by your parents doing drugs?<br>823   WYR?...  go to school naked or be caught making out with your ugly teacher?<br>824   WYR?...  eat out a comers moms sweaty vagina while she poops on your head or shave shaunas gooch and then eat all the hairs and then get sliced by 10 razors and then be eaten by a teradactyl.?<br>825   WYR?...  Beat up a girl and be made fun of or Get beat up by a girl and made fun of?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>826   WYR?...  have a face for a head or have a head for a face?<br>827   WYR?...  eat a bogie sized poo or a poo sized bogie?<br>828   WYR?...  bite off your own thumb or bite off a baby's thumb?<br>829   WYR?...  take a dump on the pope or have the pope take a dump on you?<br>830   WYR?...  go to school naked w/ a boner or have a naked teacher come up 2 u with a boner?<br>831   WYR?...  Get eaten alive by pelicans or Get into a fist fight with Chuck Norris?<br>832   WYR?...  eat a booger or eat a scab?<br>833   WYR?...  get hit by a speeding train or get hit by a speeding semi-truck?<br>834   WYR?...  have no feet or have no fingers?<br>835   WYR?...  eat goh or drink shash?<br>836   WYR?...  slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?<br>837   WYR?...  be potato peeled to death or be cheese grated to death?<br>838   WYR?...  Have anal sex with your friend's fat mom or Get head from a Meth addict?<br>839   WYR?...  fall into a pit of starved rats or throw a baby in to save your life?<br>840   WYR?...  eat dog crap the rest of your life or jump of the empire stat?<br>841   WYR?...  lick a dead fish or swim in a tank full of sharks?<br>842   WYR?...  be heartbroken or be in love?<br>843   WYR?...  meet the pope or meet Bono?<br>844   WYR?...  Get stabbed in the eye with a cigarette or Get stabbed in the nob with a pen knife?<br>845   WYR?...  Have your hair pulled out by a psychopath or have your pubes pulled out by your mum?<br>846   WYR?...  be attacked by 1 horse sized duck or be attacked by 30 duck sized horses?<br>847   WYR?...  die a horrible death or eat out micheal jackson?<br>848   WYR?...  be a girl or be a boy?<br>849   WYR?...  have your nose stuck in a girls butthole or have a dick stick in your mouth?<br>850   WYR?...  live in Leicester or murder everybody you know?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>851   WYR?...  live in a log cabin in West Virginia or live in the alleys of New York?<br>852   WYR?...  pull of all ur pubes or pull of all ur dads an shove them up ur bum and keep them there forever?<br>853   WYR?...  fight a venom spitting cobra or fight a grizzly?<br>854   WYR?...  Be anally abused by a large mexican ferret or Be anally abused by a large mexican ferret. THERES nO CHOICE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!?<br>855   WYR?...  Have 6 injections daily  or go back to school forever?<br>856   WYR?...  eat a bucket of boogers or make out with your mom for 30 seconds?<br>857   WYR?...  eat a bucket of scabbs or make out with your mom for 30 seconds?<br>858   WYR?...  Fuck a chicken in the ass or suck your dad dry?<br>859   WYR?...  wank a horse of into your mothers mouth or wank your dad of into a horses mouth?<br>860   WYR?...  Do Micheal Jackson or Do your dad?<br>861   WYR?...  Have a baby at the age of 12 or Never be able to have any children at all, not even adopt?<br>862   WYR?...  constantly have sexs changes every day or eat out a fat chick covered in piss?<br>863   WYR?...  Have the best sex EVER and then die or Not have any form of sex (including masturbating) for the rest of your life?<br>864   WYR?...  be known as a freak or be known as the person who dates freaks?<br>865   WYR?...  get fucked by a donkey and have it put on the internet or be locked in a room with a live camel and not be allowed to leave until you eat the whole camel except the bones?<br>866   WYR?...  have your eyes scraped out with a rusty knife or kick a wall with a toothpick under you big toenail?<br>867   WYR?...  dance in front of a crowd naked for 30 seconds or give a paralyzed man a lap dance?<br>868   WYR?...  climb the Sears tower with a 60 pound back pack or or with a pepple in each shoe?<br>869   WYR?...  have sex with 10 super models or find your one true love, and live happily ever ever?<br>870   WYR?...  eat nothing but a hot dog for a week or dress up like a hotdog for a week?<br>871   WYR?...  be bald or be disgustingly hairy?<br>872   WYR?...  have a large dick but constantly pop boners in public or have a small but otherwise normal penis?<br>873   WYR?...  Have balls the size of watermelons or have feet a metre long?<br>874   WYR?...  be a house fly for a day or be a blackbird for 2 hours?<br>875   WYR?...  beat you aniamls to death with a hammer or loose a limb?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>876   WYR?...  see your ex screwing your parent or have every hair on your body become an ingrown hair?<br>877   WYR?...  spend an entire week with the office weirdo or have your boss come on to you (they are the same sex as you)?<br>878   WYR?...  be eaten by a whale or eat a whale in one sitting?<br>879   WYR?...  Have B.A. Baracus 'round for tea or Go to the park with Magnum?<br>880   WYR?...  Wake up with Jessica Simpson and notice she's got a cock with one bit of really thick hair growing out of the end or Have all your food pre-chewed my Moira Stewart for 40 days?<br>881   WYR?...  wee off the empire state building or dance with a badger?<br>882   WYR?...  Go to prison for 6 months or Chug 6 bottles of mayo?<br>883   WYR?...  jerk off into a bag of rusty, aids infected nails or have sex with a turned on blender?<br>884   WYR?...  shit out dawn french or bj ur gran?<br>885   WYR?...  Be skinned alive and thrown into the dead sea or be slowly crushed by a steamroller legs first?<br>886   WYR?...  Be a chav, you know, do drugs, be really thick, never get a job or Be castrated BEFORE PUBERTY never have sex, voice won't break but you will probably live much longer (castraties live up to 13 years longer, chavs live up to 50 years shorter)?<br>887   WYR?...  have bugs for lugs or have meat for feet?<br>888   WYR?...  BLIND A PUPPY WITH COCKTAIL STICKS AND DROWN A KITTEN or BLIND A KITTEN WITH COCKTAILSTICKS AND DROWN A PUPPY?<br>889   WYR?...  Have a foreskin or Have no foreskin?<br>890   WYR?...  have your eyes taped open and watch your principal fuck or fuck your principal in front of the whole school?<br>891   WYR?...  Have your penis covered in honey and then covered in thousands of fireants or be dunked into a pool of hungry enraged piranahas and slowly numerous times, until death?<br>892   WYR?...  fuck your bf's/gf's dad or catch your bf/gf fucking their dad?<br>893   WYR?...  eat dangleberries or lick an  asshole?<br>894   WYR?...  fuck a goat or or fuck rosie odonnel?<br>895   WYR?...  have legs 2x normal size or have arms 2x normal size?<br>896   WYR?...  Be Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?<br>897   WYR?...  die a virgin or catch aids?<br>898   WYR?...  die a virgin or catch aids?<br>899   WYR?...  have a studder and your last name be mahoney or have a studder and your first name be earnest?<br>900   WYR?...  be a bongo player with testicles for palms or play the guitar with japs eye fingertips?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>901   WYR?...  shag bella emberg or shag russ abbott?<br>902   WYR?...  have an meat injection from ant mcpartlin or give a meat injection to declan donnelly?<br>903   WYR?...  insert your penis into the sweatty crevasse of a 25-stone man or have your testicles chewed off by a goat then a horse?<br>904   WYR?...  have each of your eyes poked out by a throbbing erection or have your mouth filled in by quick-dry premium turd?<br>905   WYR?...  snog david beckham or have sex with a perv?<br>906   WYR?...  get caught sleeping with the boss by your partner or have the boss catch you sleeping with your partner on his desk?<br>907   WYR?...  be gay and have sex all the time or be straight and never have sex?<br>908   WYR?...  Have a lobster claw for an arm or Have an octopus tenticle for an arm??<br>909   WYR?...  Have a tumor as a paper weight or Wear a necklace made out of varicose veins?<br>910   WYR?...  catch your mum flicking the bean or your mum catch you beatin the bishop?<br>911   WYR?...  YOUR MUM!!! or YOUR DAD!!!?<br>912   WYR?...  Take a bite from a live zebra or punch a puppy in the face really hard?<br>913   WYR?...  for girls: walk around with a large potato down the front of your pants or walk around with a large potato down the back of your pants?<br>914   WYR?...  be bummed by Shatner or be bummed by Hasselhoff?<br>915   WYR?...  walk like and egyptian  or talk like bernie clifton?<br>916   WYR?...  drink a pint of flem or drink a pint of jizz?<br>917   WYR?...  constantly have a dirty fat stinky hairy women named big Birtha hand up your nasty hole every day of your life.wiggling her fingures around. or eat the pussy pimples off of your brothers arm pits and ball sack while he vomits on  you.?<br>918   WYR?...  have an edible bottom or all food tastes of bum?<br>919   WYR?...  slap Diana Princess of Wales or have a brace for the rest of your life?<br>920   WYR?...  be 8 months pregnant for the rest of your life or have brainfreeze for the rest of your life?<br>921   WYR?...  shag bruce forcite or david dickinson?<br>922   WYR?...  give up fags or die a slow and painful death?<br>923   WYR?...  Rape your mum and nobody knows or get raped by your dad and everybody knows?<br>924   WYR?...  Kill or Or be killed?<br>925   WYR?...  have testicles for ear lobes or a stinky pussy for a mouth?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>926   WYR?...  be stuck in a pit with 3 lions or stuck in a pit with 15 sex starved gay men?<br>927   WYR?...  have sex wiv ur worst enemy or ur worst enemy beat u up??<br>928   WYR?...  have an extremely magnetic head or have a fridge for a back?<br>929   WYR?...  get maulled by a lion or get raped by a lion?<br>930   WYR?...  eat shit every day  or eat magots for a day ?<br>931   WYR?...  have sex with another person or shoot yourself in the balls?<br>932   WYR?...  Have aliens invade the planet and kill everyone you love infront of you (slowly and painfully) or Have robots invade and slave for the rest of your life?<br>933   WYR?...  have a baguette for an arm  or have no fingernails?<br>934   WYR?...  look like a fish or smell like a fish?<br>935   WYR?...  be gang raped by smurfs or be raped by a person of the same gender?<br>936   WYR?...  fuck george w bush or fuck john kerry?<br>937   WYR?...  be seen as quite dull and boring or be hated?<br>938   WYR?...  be under an elephant on land or be under a whale under the sea?<br>939   WYR?...   or be ?<br>940   WYR?...  eat a block of dry ice or eat your own left foot?<br>941   WYR?...  Have a face as a vagina or Kill your mum?<br>942   WYR?...  smoke poo or poo smoke?<br>943   WYR?...  fight off a hord of mongolian raddishes with a large haddock or be beaten over the head with the queen's severed toe whilst eating a mule?<br>944   WYR?...  remove your nipples using a potato peeler or live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza?<br>945   WYR?...  havetto forward roll everywhere or have to pencil roll everywhere?<br>946   WYR?...  stick ball hairs to your face or stick arse hairs to your face?<br>947   WYR?...  be gay or be retarted?<br>948   WYR?...  have ur heart broken or break someones heart?<br>949   WYR?...  be fucked in the ass or fuck your dad in the ass?<br>950   WYR?...  get wanked by a flid or finger someone with down syndrome?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>951   WYR?...  drown trapped under ice or be buried alive?<br>952   WYR?...  your dad pissed in your face or your dad pissed up your ass?<br>953   WYR?...  Eat your own penis (on a plate) or Eat your freinds penis (still attached)?<br>954   WYR?...  Look like the village tramp or smell like the village tramp?<br>955   WYR?...  move the bin bags  or get the girls to make tea?<br>956   WYR?...  DAnce naked in the winter or fight with A giant turtle ?<br>957   WYR?...  lick a dogs balls or lick bin ladens balls?<br>958   WYR?...  poo blood or bleed poo?<br>959   WYR?...  Lick your grannys phlem off a tortoises back or eat your fish and chips from a used nappy?<br>960   WYR?...  have grains of rice for teeth or have the constant feeling of lemons being squeezed into your eyes?<br>961   WYR?...  Dance Naked In A Fridge While A French Watches On or Play Superman With A Shaved And Clothe-less Graham Norton?<br>962   WYR?...  Sniff your mother's sweaty knickers or Shoot yourself in the foot?<br>963   WYR?...   be raped by a goose in front of every person  you have ever loved or kill you soulmate?<br>964   WYR?...  live a short life but die quickly or live a long life but die slowly?<br>965   WYR?...  see everything in black and white or have everyone see you in black and white?<br>966   WYR?...  Hear what goes on in other people's heads or See through their clothes??<br>967   WYR?...  Have to walk everywhere on your hands  or Be in a state of perpetual sneezing??<br>968   WYR?...  Be a siamese twin with Osama bin Laden or Live on a diet of flies??<br>969   WYR?...  Have your genitals where your nose i or Your arse where your mouth is??<br>970   WYR?...  Clean your workplace toilets with your tongue or Fellate George Bush on live TV??<br>971   WYR?...  Have 2 penises or have no nose??<br>972   WYR?...  suck on a used tampon or eat out a dead dog?<br>973   WYR?...  have your parents die or have 50 people you don't know die?<br>974   WYR?...  eat a pubic hair salad or eat cereal in cum?<br>975   WYR?...  jump into a pit of dirty used needles or lick the bathrooms of grand central station?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>976   WYR?...  have 3 bits of hair that always blew in the wind or have a face like a crescent moon?<br>977   WYR?...  stick your privates through a hole and have randy johnson, in his prime, throw three fast balls at your privates or drink a gallon of period blood?<br>978   WYR?...  eat a dairylee slice of my knob cheese or drink a soup  bowl full of your mum's period blood?<br>979   WYR?...  Be in bed with your granny haveing sex with your dad or be in bed with your mum haveing sex with your grandad ?<br>980   WYR?...  make a lift come faster by pressing the button more or have automatic control of the armrest at the movies?<br>981   WYR?...  be able to change your hair parting by thought or be able to give change of a pound from your mouth?<br>982   WYR?...  have a leg for an arm or have an arm for a leg?<br>983   WYR?...  have fingers for toes or have toes for fingers?<br>984   WYR?...  go to space or go to the bottom of the ocean?<br>985   WYR?...  Pee in your pants or Poop in your pants?<br>986   WYR?...  find out your best friend USED to be a serial killer or find out they were a practiscing homosexual?<br>987   WYR?...  watch the ring and recieve a phone call saying  or watch gay porn and get a call saying 'you will be gay in seven days'?<br>988   WYR?...  be raped by one, creepy man or be gang raped?<br>989   WYR?...  fall for your best guy friend or fall for your mum'd boyfriend?<br>990   WYR?...  have sex with your worst enemy (the most creepy person imaginable who has a habbit of stalking you) every week for the rest of your life or never ever have sex?<br>991   WYR?...  eat some ones pimple and  the juices inside or get caught making out with one of your old, ugly teachers?<br>992   WYR?...  Be able to jump 1000 Meters  or be able to fly for two minutes at a time?<br>993   WYR?...  Perform cunnilingus on a nun or pump the popes bottom with a cucumber?<br>994   WYR?...  eat your dinner out of a fat mans arse crack or drink half a pint of spunk?<br>995   WYR?...  have a baby for a head or have the head of william shakespeare for a baby?<br>996   WYR?...  Fuck Angelina Jolie and never tell a soul or Not fuck her, but have the whole world think you did?<br>997   WYR?...  Be able to jump 1000 Meters  or be able to fly for two minutes at a time?<br>998   WYR?...  wear green for the rest of your life or wear clothes made from clingfilm?<br>999   WYR?...  Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine or Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg?<br>1000   WYR?...  impregnant a cow or eat road kill?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1001   WYR?...  poop a watermelon or piss a marble??<br>1002   WYR?...  drink a potion which makes you want to eat your own skin or sew your severed big toe under your arm skin?<br>1003   WYR?...  have the urge to fart every 30 minutes or fart blue smoke?<br>1004   WYR?...  eat a fresh placemta or gargle vomit?<br>1005   WYR?...  Lick a toliet seat all the way or lick a car bumper all ther way from right to left?<br>1006   WYR?...  paper cut your eyeballs or blowtorch your tongue?<br>1007   WYR?...  chew of your own fingers or eat a dead bird?<br>1008   WYR?...  your cousin got your friend pregnant or your friend got your cousin pregnant?<br>1009   WYR?...  be called Bea or Flora?<br>1010   WYR?...  have ginger hair or have ginger pubes?<br>1011   WYR?...  be half women half man or be half man half women?<br>1012   WYR?...  Bum a Tramp for £10 or Be bummed by a dog for £50??<br>1013   WYR?...  give a dog head and hvae everyone know bout it or or lick your grandma out?<br>1014   WYR?...  have someone fart in your mouth or have someone shart in your mouth?<br>1015   WYR?...  have sex with the uglyest girl in the world or have sex with the corpse of the most beautiful girl in the world?<br>1016   WYR?...  Suck the Hulk's dick or Fight him?<br>1017   WYR?...  Suck off a bloke or Accept a drink from Turner with something fizzing in the bottom?<br>1018   WYR?...  Put your penis in a shredder or always have a paper cut on your tongue?<br>1019   WYR?...  eat a church made of cheese or eat a football stadium made of ham?<br>1020   WYR?...  eat a church made of cheese or eat a football stadium made of ham?<br>1021   WYR?...  raped by boy or rape a boy?<br>1022   WYR?...  choose your own death or choose when you get to die?<br>1023   WYR?...  see the rock giving you the raised eye brow everytime you blink or have Donald trump say your fired after every time you have sex?<br>1024   WYR?...  fight a lion or fight a lesbian?<br>1025   WYR?...  grate your face with a cheese grater? or peel your lips off with a potato pealer?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1026   WYR?...  Eat a pie or Eat two pies?<br>1027   WYR?...  Fuck a Horse or Be Squashed by the Queen?<br>1028   WYR?...  Discover a Cure for Cancer or Go for a Pub Crawl?<br>1029   WYR?...  Be Furry or Be Emo?<br>1030   WYR?...  All the Emos Die by Drowning or All the Mimes Die by Fire?<br>1031   WYR?...  wipe your but with acidic toilet paper or brush your teeth with liquid nitrogen?<br>1032   WYR?...  die or have sex every waking minutes of your life with your teacher?<br>1033   WYR?...  Live Free or Die Hard?<br>1034   WYR?...  have sex with britney spears when she was bald or have sex with britney spears when she was preggo and had hair?<br>1035   WYR?...  if you are a guy go down on a clean guy or go down on a girl with herpes?<br>1036   WYR?...  eat some fresh dingleberries or eat some fresh blueberries?<br>1037   WYR?...  do your gran up the arse with your entire family watching or let your dad suck you off by no one would know about it?<br>1038   WYR?...  fck a horse or be fcked by a horse?<br>1039   WYR?...  Have sex with a cheese gater or go back to school for 6 more years?<br>1040   WYR?...  find out all your family and friends hate you or live in ignorance?<br>1041   WYR?...  clean an elephants backside(covered in shit) with your tounge? or clean a 25 stone 75 year old womans flaps with your foreskin?<br>1042   WYR?...  have lozenges for feet or have bears for lozenges?<br>1043   WYR?...  ejaculate to gay porn or get caught with it on your computer?<br>1044   WYR?...  Turn a cathedral into dust with a claw hammer or eat a tree?<br>1045   WYR?...  lick a sweaty guys jock strap or lick a recently used toilet plunger?<br>1046   WYR?...  eat 3 pounds of tirds or or 4 pounds of road kill?<br>1047   WYR?...  lose the super bowl with a great touchdown or win the world seires with a homerun?<br>1048   WYR?...  Have sex with the hotest women ever for 2 seconds or have 3 hours of hot sex with a 500lb fat person?<br>1049   WYR?...  commit suicide or be murdered?<br>1050   WYR?...  hurt someone you love or be hurt by someone you hate?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1051   WYR?...  Freeze to death in a blizzard or Dehydrate to death in a desert?<br>1052   WYR?...  eat a jacket  or eat a jacket potato?<br>1053   WYR?...  stick your penis in an electric outlet  or stick your tongue in an electric outlet?<br>1054   WYR?...  Drink a pint of your Mum's period blood or Drink a pint of your Dad's cum?<br>1055   WYR?...  Operate on your mother's collapsed rectum or Give your Nan a designer vagina?<br>1056   WYR?...  sleep with Mary-Kate Olsen or Ashley Olsen?<br>1057   WYR?...  eat a delicious cake or eat a live human being?<br>1058   WYR?...  sleep with a hot girl who is a total bitch or sleep with an ugly girl who you love?<br>1059   WYR?...  bang a girl who used to be a man or bang someone of the same sex?<br>1060   WYR?...  suck off an ostrich or bone a giraffe?<br>1061   WYR?...  chop off your own leg or chop off your mums?<br>1062   WYR?...  be blind deaf and dumb tomorrow or have your best friend as your siamese twin tomorrow?<br>1063   WYR?...  have  a infinite supply of tutti frutti ice cream  or have an infinite supply of tutti frutti sweets??<br>1064   WYR?...  Tie a ferret to a kite or put a kitten through a letter box?<br>1065   WYR?...  be a jaffa cake or be a jammy dodger?<br>1066   WYR?...  only be able to hear one band for the rest of your life or live a life without music?<br>1067   WYR?...  be Black or  be White?<br>1068   WYR?...  Let your cat lick your face after he/she cleaned his/her face   or Let your dog lick your face knowing he/she eats his own vomit and feces?<br>1069   WYR?...  morph into anyone you wish  or control time?<br>1070   WYR?...  Kill a kitten every day for a year or Eat a piece of turd every day for a year?<br>1071   WYR?...  have elephant feet or have pig trotters?<br>1072   WYR?...  have sand in your hair for the rest of your life or have ?<br>1073   WYR?...  As a man have manboobs or as a woman have no boobs?<br>1074   WYR?...  live your life for god or live it for your selfish own?<br>1075   WYR?...  have two penis's as breasts or a breast as a penis?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1076   WYR?...  fuck homer simpson (the simpsons) or fuck Peter Griffin (family guy)?<br>1077   WYR?...  be stabbed in the eye with a fork or be stabbed up the bum with the fork?<br>1078   WYR?...  Have a constant errectio or have a constant smile (things to consider funerals)?<br>1079   WYR?...  Have A Pussy Fight and lose in front of you're boyfriend/Girlfriend or Puke up on their T-shirt and rub it in?<br>1080   WYR?...  die early from excessive sex or die late without ever having sex?<br>1081   WYR?...  wee your pants and every-one know or poo your pants and no-one know?<br>1082   WYR?...  Dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?<br>1083   WYR?...  share a bath with a leper and eat the contents or chew your way out of a whale's anus?<br>1084   WYR?...  have your middle finger stuck in your nose forever or freefall and be attached to huge nails in your back?<br>1085   WYR?...  Have a skunk fart in your mouth or eat baby shit?<br>1086   WYR?...  have Gary Glitter  or Michael Jackson ?<br>1087   WYR?...  be sober in a crowd of drunks or be drunk in a crowd of sober people?<br>1088   WYR?...  A boston creame doughnut filled with thick cum (male btw) or a eat a hissing cockroach alive ?<br>1089   WYR?...  eat and drink only ketchup for the rest of your life or get put in a cage with an angry lion for a day.?<br>1090   WYR?...  eat curdled milk or eat sand fresh off the beach?<br>1091   WYR?...  Have no hair at all including eyebrows or Have no neck?<br>1092   WYR?...  Stick your head up your own ass or stick your head up somone elses ass?<br>1093   WYR?...  poke a fire breathing dragon with a temper or have your mouth serve as a public toilet for your dog?<br>1094   WYR?...  eat a gobstopper made of pubes or eat a crackerjack box full of scabs?<br>1095   WYR?...  have a group orgy with your teacher and the rest of the staff or Do a naked catwalk for your colleuges of the oposite sex?<br>1096   WYR?...  continually slam a door on a merrkat's hand or shove a pidgeon up your ass for 15 minutes?<br>1097   WYR?...  fight a swan only using your face or use a living great white shark as a sleeping bag?<br>1098   WYR?...  be castrated by sterile bricks or be castrated with a rusty, tetnus infested chainsaw?<br>1099   WYR?...  be an atom or be everything?<br>1100   WYR?...  have sex in hell or masturbate in heaven?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1101   WYR?...  make sweet, sweet love to your desk with the whole school watching. or make love to your best friend in the bathroom (same gender) and only the teachers know about it.?<br>1102   WYR?...  eat your poop or drink your pee?<br>1103   WYR?...  be attacked by killer marshmallows or die eating marshmallows?<br>1104   WYR?...  have the face of an elephant or be an elephant?<br>1105   WYR?...  Have one leg shorter then the other that when you stood up you fell over without someone supporting you or have a really large bulging the size of a baseball that you couldnt have surgicaly removed?<br>1106   WYR?...  Be stuck in a cage with a rabid bear... (a very small cage) or Be constipated and sick out the poo instead for 8 years?<br>1107   WYR?...  Gouge your eyes out with a paper thumb... (the proces must be completed) or Cut every finger off one by one with a plasic spoon... (again it must be completed)?<br>1108   WYR?...  be the gender you are or change your gender?<br>1109   WYR?...  fuck a woman who has a knob on her head or fuck a man with a boobie on his head?<br>1110   WYR?...  be stabbed repetatively in the anus by a samurai sword or pump vasline into your nipples with an aids infected needle?<br>1111   WYR?...  not be able to smell things or not be able to taste things?<br>1112   WYR?...  Tounge bang Donald Trumps ass or Eat Rosie O'Donalds period pussy?<br>1113   WYR?...  piss razor blades or shit a tennis ball wrapped in barbed wire?<br>1114   WYR?...  have to have your face in a girls vigina for all of school or have your hand in a girls vigina for the rest of your life?<br>1115   WYR?...  have incredibly long armpit hair or have incredibly long pubic hair?<br>1116   WYR?...  die ur skin permanently green for ever or set fire to your mum?<br>1117   WYR?...  Chew on a used tampon or Bathe in Sprem?<br>1118   WYR?...  be a girl or go to the bathroom every 5 minutes?<br>1119   WYR?...  have your penis caught in a blender. ( blender's liquid is alcohol) or have your penis sawed off with a rusty blade, and to keep it from infections, dipped in alcohol, to clear off any rusties.?<br>1120   WYR?...  Drink a pint of diorrea or Drink a pint of period?<br>1121   WYR?...  have a penis for a finger or have hairuy eyes?<br>1122   WYR?...  be gay or be killed by jack the ripper?<br>1123   WYR?...  Have a penis for a head or Have a head for a penis?<br>1124   WYR?...  kiss a frog or be a frog?<br>1125   WYR?...  be beaten with a blunt stick or be beaten with a pointy stick?<br><br>(c) WouldYouRather.co.uk 2005 <br><Br><br>1126   WYR?...  have a bucket for a head or dustbin lids for hands?<br>1127   WYR?...  give the rusty trombone [blow a mans crusty asshole while giving him a handjob from behind] or receive the mexican mudslide [give a man head from behind wh ile he plops a warm moist turd down your chest]?<br>1128   WYR?...  suck a horses dick or fuck a goat?<br>1129   WYR?...  drink the jankem of a fat man and then squirt it out your nose (the dragon) or eat a whole log (piece of poop)of a fat man (the log)?<br>1130   WYR?...  drink a hot cup of cum or shove a drillbit in your urethra?<br>1131   WYR?...  live in a studio flat with 10 doors that lead to the same room or live in a mansion with 1 door that leads to a different room each time u open it?<br>1132   WYR?...  Be A Greb? or Be A Chav??<br>1133   WYR?...  Be a Virgin? or Be A PornStar??<br>1134   WYR?...  Eat Your Mums Toenails or Sniff Ya Dads Pants He's Worn For A Week?<br>1135   WYR?...  (guys) have sex with a hot guy or never have sex?<br>1136   WYR?...  have a huge penis but be frigid  or tiny dick but generate your own viagra?<br>1137   WYR?...  be the smartest dumb person in the world? or be the dumbest smart person in the world?<br>1138   WYR?...  be in invisble for a day or be able to have your pets talk to you in English for an hour?<br>1139   WYR?...  eat a water bottle filled with dirrt muccus smelly period blood or drink a full bottle of white and black heads?<br>1140   WYR?...  pick out the lumps in your shit and eat them or lick out Geaorge Bush while he has a dump?<br>1141   WYR?...  lick me  or rape me?<br>1142   WYR?...  suck off michael jackson and finger his ass then suck the poo off or have group sex with your dad,mum,granny,,and gradad then kill them all and eat there corpses and run arund naked for the rest of ur life ?<br>1143   WYR?...  pick off anal hair and munch on it for an hour or stick your finger in and pick out shit and lick for an hour?<br>1144   WYR?...  have a permanent erection or cluck like a chicken during sex??<br>1145   WYR?...  Nail all your fingers to a table or break evry bone in your hand?<br>1146   WYR?...  be half man, half horse or be half man, half bicycle?<br>1147   WYR?...  have mini cabbages for eyes or mini carrots for teeth?